Obituaries
Jon Warncke (deceased) killed :
- Mike Dewar
- Rik (guy with long brown hair)
- Ross Grater
- two people from his course
- 5 of Kate's friends
- his manager at Butler's and his girlfriend
- Dylan Craig
Then he was outlawed for no other reason than to give the nice public a convenient scapegoat in a series of brutal stabbings that might or might not have been linked to him?
Michelle Haward (deceased) killed:
Civilians:
Sean Louw killed:
Mike Dewar (deceased) killed:
Phillip Killed:
Yancke (deceased) killed:
Alex (deceased) killed:
Stuart (deceased) killed:
Marshal (Candice) killed:
- Stuart
- Jon Warncke (with the help of the android Michelle)
Sean killed:
Marshal (Marsha) killed:
- Gareth Saul (with poison earrings)
- Brendan
- Janine
Marsha's marshal status is being reconsidered. In the meantime, her status will be changed to civilian.
Cassandra killed:
Day Three : The beginning of Round 2
As the dead were reincarnated, round 1 continued resulting in further casualties
- Sean's timely acquision of a frag grenade meant that Gareth had little chance, and pieces of his poor body are still being found under various benches on plaza. Sean added further to his impressive list by taking the offensive and double tapping poor Philip after many hours of patient waiting.
- The errant players ( ie Steve and Duncan ) finally registered on our collective conscious when Steve killed Duncan in his own home. Nowhere is safe! Muhaha
Now for the turn of the zombies :
- Mike's patience over the last few days finally paid off, resulting in the demise of Anton in a walk-by shooting. Mike also showed his athletic prowess by getting back to the safe zone unscathed, despite the best efforts of Steven and Alex.
Special Obituary
We regret to inform you that the special targets are no more. Jessica was the first to go when a wellwisher turned traitor and stabbed her in the back. Austin's good intentions resulted in a passenger in his taxi to main road cutting through his spinal cord. And poor Lara met her end through a "carelessly" tossed grenade. And the culprit of all this you may ask. Well, Mike, may you live on in infamy.
- Whilst commiserating with poor Anton, Steven let his guard down ( What's the first rule in KAOS kiddies : NEVER let your guard down ) and ended up with a knife in his back, courtesy of Michelle.
' And the prize for the best toilet kill goes to ... '
Yanke, when you leave the toilets, you really should watch for those girls who hang around bathrooms. Who knows, they might always just shoot you on the way out. By the way, well done Michelle
- Bronwyn's lack of paranoia seems to be a problm. This is the second time she's been killed whilst not paying attention. Sean Bob was the opportunistic scum-bag and may he forever be suspected.
- KAOS is supposed to be harmless, painless and damageless. Well ask Richard to show you the wound he picked up when Stuart killed him. Not cool Stuart, but legal all the same.
Official Notice
As of 7 o'clock this evening Sean Louw is an outlaw. You all know what this means. Due to his crafty poisoning of Keightly, Sean has brought this upon himself and will be a communal target. Good luck and God speed.
- Further adding to her impressive list of kills, Michelle snuck up and killed Adam on his way to lectures. What is it with people and shooting others in the back?! Then, to confirm her position as an evil, she pretended to work with Sean Bob, shooting him whilst pretending to make plans on how to kill Adam. We have a snake in the grass people, watch out!!!
- In an attepmt to further decrease the number of round 1 participants, Sed sacrificed the life of his girlfriend so as to kill Cassandra. The victims of this indiscriminate spate of stabbings : Cass, Andrea and Bronwyn. May they forever live on in our memories.
- Trying to improve on her personal kill record, Michelle made a last ditch effort to gun down Stuart. A lesson to all you newbies, Check your weapon to make sure it damn well works!!! Michelle discovered the error of her ways when her gun misfired and, during a gun battle that resulted in Stuart being wounded, got her head blown clean off her shoulders. Any new murals on Jammie Hall might not be done with paint.
BOOM
Today saw the first bag bomb. As described in numerous tellings of Sed's paranoia last year, a bomb in your bag can be very effective. Well, Mike should have heeded the warning, 'Never leave your bag unprotected.' Little pieces of him can be found near the food court and various connected areas. For information on how to pull off this little piece of trickery, contact Stuart at 555-BOOM.
- Alex finally decided to get in on the action since Robert's dismal ' kill me so I don't have to be paranoid any more ' death had not sated his need for blood. To this end he went after the Marshal's designated assassin, Steve, finally making his first real kill of the round.
- Alex's last ditch efforts continued with the shooting of Pete. Finally, someone who actually tracked the little bastard down.
- A sleep muddled Sean stupidly accepted a letter from 'SDSD' that Michelle ( see I said there was a snake in the grass ) presented him. Well, when you sort out the body parts that constitute Ian, Michelle and Sean into there correct piles, please inform the authorities. Oh, the kill belongs to the only person evil enough to use a letter bomb. The mad Arab of course, Sed, now the only round 1 survivor.
